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And this one was the most jacked up divorce. My kid goes up to me kissing my ass and then my wife comes up and tells me she's leaving me and tells my kid to say goodbye cause it's the last time he's going to see me. What a bitch. I should have killed her but I didn't want my kid being cared for by CPS that's being run by Microsoft. If they can't provide me with a working XBOX I doubt my kid would have gotten a decent digital hot meal. I'll miss you Bob.

ok, now that was actually very funny

I killed my 3rd wife because she wouldnt sleep with me and another woman. And she was bi.

I killed herin front of the kid and the other woman.

You know the demon door in oakfield? Where does that woman go after you propose? I never saw her again after I left the door.

The last part made me lawl.


lol, now I am juggling 3 wives. I have the one chick whose name I can't remember in Bowerstone old town, Beryl the whore in Bloodstone, and Lady Grey in Castle Fairfax. In total they bleed me dry of $20000 a day, $5000 each for whats her name and Beryl, and $10000 for Grey.


Fucker tried to blackmail me by telling my wives about each other. Had to pay the fucker $2000 to keep his mouth shut. He was smart and sent a lackey too, so I couldnt kill his ass. Fucker.

A npc will do that in the game Jang?

Why do you pay them so much money? I only pay my wives like $10 to $120 a day. The aristocrat wife was the one that got the $120 and she left because she missed me. My Lucien is what she really missed but whatever.

I only paid at the most 25 a day. No more, they dont deserve it.

you pay for wives O.o

sounds like prostitution to me

Basically is.

Got to love Microsoft. Put out a game that helps teach you to kill, sacrafice innocents and screw ho's and marry women and be gone from home for long stretches at a time.

I bumped up their allowance so they wouldn't leave me when I went to ther Spire. I'm down to 3 wives. I think I'll marry all the women in town so they can fight everywhere I go! lol. Imagine that shit, bunch of NPC wenches arguing with each other. Maybe that will make them stop following me.

Yeah, that might work, you had them following you like mad.

Only way I got them to follow me in Bowerstone was to use the Lionhead tats and gentlemens cloths and dye them all black. Now I got two guys after me

Twisted Renegad wrote:Yeah, that might work, you had them following you like mad.

Only way I got them to follow me in Bowerstone was to use the Lionhead tats and gentlemens cloths and dye them all black. Now I got two guys after me

lol, why don't you see what they want?

I pay them so much cause I can afford to. Plus by paying them more they give me better gifts. Beryl twice now has given me the highest ranking Will XP potions as gifts.

Well one does have a gift for me lol.

Just afraid of what it is he wants to give me.

He scares me.

He wants you xD!

Jangalian XI wrote:I pay them so much cause I can afford to. Plus by paying them more they give me better gifts. Beryl twice now has given me the highest ranking Will XP potions as gifts.

I was wondering why they always gave me shitty gifts.