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Vibrator

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Vibrator

Postby bluebombers85 on Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:33 pm

As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
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Postby Twisted Renegad on Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:05 pm

Heh
Oh fuck off, I'm white, it's easy for me to get a job!!!
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Postby Anonymous on Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:58 pm

Nasty.
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Postby bluebombers85 on Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:27 pm

ya, the fact that her parents keep walking in on her is fairly disturbing

then the fact that her father is touching it is even more disturbing



still funny though
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