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I got a joke

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I got a joke

Postby Jordan070794 on Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:59 am

So this family walks into a talent agent's office. There were 4 of them, the mom, the dad, a son, and a daughter. They all tell the agent they have a really great act for them, it's really great. So the agent says "Let's see it!". So the family cooks up some dinner, has a nice chat about life, and then they get some strawberries and whipped cream out, and they have a nice strawberry shortcake dessert. After they have eaten dinner, the mother goes with her daughter, and they knit together. The father and the son play a nice game of chess. They then all go to their respective beds. THey turn to the agent and say "That's our act!" The agent looks at them, perplexed as to how they think that's good, and asks them "What do you call yourselves?" to which they respond to him

"The ass raping, shit eating, cock sucking, dog fucking nigger cunts."
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Postby R3LL1K on Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:49 am

Did you come up with that one yourself or did you read it somewhere? Funny twist from the usual ones.
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Postby Jordan070794 on Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:30 pm

I watched the movie the aristocrats, and the basic idea of one of the comedians take on the joke was like that, but I took a little liberty of my own.
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Postby R3LL1K on Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:19 pm

That was a good movie.
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Postby XxBMW85xX on Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:07 pm

i dont get it
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