Man goes to hospital for some tests.
Doctor "I have some god new and some bad new which would you like first?"
Man " I guess I'll take the good news first doc, might help take the edge off of the bad news."
Doctor " You're penis will be growing 2 inches longer and an inch wider."
Man " That's awesome new doc! What's the bad news?"
Doctor " It's malignent."
1 Shot 1 Kill
When you absolutely need to repaint a wall with somebody's brains.
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by R3LL1K on Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:05 pm
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