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Ethinical joke.

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Ethinical joke.

Postby Michael on Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:44 pm

Why did New Jersey get toxic waste and New York get Italians? New Jersey got to pick first.

I don't even know if there are a ton of Italians in Jersey or not, if not, I win.
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Postby CerbralAssassin on Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:37 pm

Fail.. 1 out of 5
Im that Godly Sniper you wish you were.


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Postby Michael on Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:24 pm

Feel free to show me up with a joke you make up.
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Postby Scryer15 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:43 pm

Listen 'ere ya sonova bitch... Next time ya decide ta drag ya ass down to Joizy, I'm gonna round up Tony and da boys, and we gonna beat ya 'til ya in a coma.
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Postby COUGAR 1S1K on Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:49 am

Scryer15 wrote:Listen here you sonova bitch... Next time you come down to Joizy, I'm gonna round up Tony and the boys, and we gonna beat ya ass.



LMFAO!!! Im from Jersey but Tony is from PA. so u gunna have 2 get his ass down here
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Postby Michael on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:19 am

I never knew typing with an accent was possible.
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Postby Twisted Renegad on Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:52 pm

Me either
Oh fuck off, I'm white, it's easy for me to get a job!!!
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Postby Scryer15 on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:34 pm

Damn, talk about posting under the influence (POI). I don't even remember using the PC at all last night.

I edited the post a little bit, hopefully it came out better than it was.
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Postby Michael on Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:20 am

I vote that if you POI, you leave it as is so we can all laugh at you.
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Postby Twisted Renegad on Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:33 am

^^^
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Postby Jangalian XI on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:52 pm

i say editing is free game :D
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Postby Scryer15 on Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:25 am

Posting Under Influence = POI. Lol, how did I manage that one.
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Postby XxBMW85xX on Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:15 am

you were still PUI
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Postby Michael on Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:06 pm

I figured I'd say POI since you seemed to know what you were talking about lol.
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