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Can you spot the Canadian Girl?

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Postby Twisted Renegad on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:15 am

I think all countries are fucked up in there own ways. Just part of life is all.

Everyone has good traits and bad ones. Not much anyone can do about it anymore. Its just society.

And for the record Colton, I havn't cracked on ya. At least I don't think so. If I have, never meant no harm. Just friendly banter. :)
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Postby R3LL1K on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:22 am

Twisted Renegad wrote:And for the record Colton, I havn't cracked on ya. At least I don't think so. If I have, never meant no harm. Just friendly banter. :)
I'ts always been friendly banter for me. I post a joke and instead of Colton posting one in reply he calls me a stupid American WTF?

Come to think of it I think we had this same conversation / argument a while back. Colton was dissing America and so some people started dissing back and it turned into this whole thing where everyone is always against Colton and Canada and everyone is always dissing Canada when it's always Colton that's dissing Americans calling them fat and stupid and saying all of America is a ghetto because Canada is the best place in the world to live.

And then me saying ok it's the best place in the world to live so be happy about it and stop talking shit or worrying about America and then it stops for a while but eventually starts up again.

So far Colton has stated these "so called facts"

Best Place to live?
America < Canada

Best Football?
America < Canada

Best looking women?
America < Canada

Smartest People?
America < Canada

Best Government?
America < Canada

I'm sure he'll post links later which help prove these "facts". Funny how none of the other Canadians in our clan feel that the Americans are constantly dissing Canada. Colton I don't want you to think I'm dissing you or anything. I'm just recapping and pointing out that this happens all the time. I don't hold any grudges and you know regardless of the stuff we argue about, I like us playing online and these little arguments wouldn't change that.

Let's move on to other things to argue about though OK?
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Postby FOXHOUND DELTA on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:33 am

that and says i call him a dirty canandian which ive never done before
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Postby bluebombers85 on Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:03 pm

Twisted, i meant those are the only people i play with fairly often

i dont remember playing with you alot, unless you have a GT different then your name here, even though im sure i have a twisted renegade on my FL
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Postby bluebombers85 on Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:29 pm

R3LL1K wrote:
Twisted Renegad wrote:And for the record Colton, I havn't cracked on ya. At least I don't think so. If I have, never meant no harm. Just friendly banter. :)
I'ts always been friendly banter for me. I post a joke and instead of Colton posting one in reply he calls me a stupid American WTF?

Come to think of it I think we had this same conversation / argument a while back. Colton was dissing America and so some people started dissing back and it turned into this whole thing where everyone is always against Colton and Canada and everyone is always dissing Canada when it's always Colton that's dissing Americans calling them fat and stupid and saying all of America is a ghetto because Canada is the best place in the world to live.

And then me saying ok it's the best place in the world to live so be happy about it and stop talking shit or worrying about America and then it stops for a while but eventually starts up again.

So far Colton has stated these "so called facts"

Best Place to live?
America < Canada

Best Football?
America < Canada

Best looking women?
America < Canada

Smartest People?
America < Canada

Best Government?
America < Canada

I'm sure he'll post links later which help prove these "facts". Funny how none of the other Canadians in our clan feel that the Americans are constantly dissing Canada. Colton I don't want you to think I'm dissing you or anything. I'm just recapping and pointing out that this happens all the time. I don't hold any grudges and you know regardless of the stuff we argue about, I like us playing online and these little arguments wouldn't change that.

Let's move on to other things to argue about though OK?


yea i know

but for the record

the first and the last have huge proof on my side

and i think the main reason for them both is George Bush
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Postby Jordan070794 on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:40 pm

bluebombers85 wrote:Oh yea, Jordan, you seemed upset about all these people killed in Vietnam, was America forced to go there and fight


I never said I thought that we should've gone in. I didn't really say I was upset about the people killed in Vietnam, even though people did die, and that's something you should at least respect. But I said the Vietnam war wasn't something you should fucking joke about.

God damn colton, I've never heard anyone in the clan bag on you cause you're canadian, and I haven't either. And there's a difference between a little joke, and you honestly thinking our army sucks, and that our women our ugly, and that all our people are fat. I know you saying that didn't have a joking aspect to it.
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Postby Jordan070794 on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:42 pm

George Bush doesn't make it that bad of a place to live. But I will agree with you on the government. I hate our government.
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Postby bluebombers85 on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:53 pm

Jordan070794 wrote:George Bush doesn't make it that bad of a place to live. But I will agree with you on the government. I hate our government.


I dont know if he can do this or not because im not an invester type

but if anyone here is into the stock market, can Bush take crude oil off as a commodity, and eliminate it from the stock market

i guarentee you that would solve the gas prices and you would be paying your 2 bucks a Gallon or whatever it was and i would be back down to my 50 cents, those were the good old days, even though it wasnt very long ago and i never paid for gas back then
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Postby Michael on Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:31 pm

Dear Colton,

Fuck Canada

Sincerely,
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Postby R3LL1K on Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:54 pm

I thought about going to Canada before I ever had my X360. There's parts of Canada you can smoke weed without being harrased by the cops!
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Postby natetodamax on Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:46 pm

rellik you need a more interesting sig lol
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Postby R3LL1K on Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:48 pm

Like yours Natre?
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Postby natetodamax on Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:25 pm

Yes like mine.
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