1 Shot 1 Kill

There was a Carrot, Potato and a Dick, They were all sat round a table one day discusing who had the worst boss,

The Carrot debated he had the boss cause his boss chops him up and feeds him to his horse,

The Potato debates he has the worst boss cause his puts him in a red hot oven for an hour or so and eats him,

Then the Dick says my boss is far worst than any of yours mine sticks me in a smelly black hole to do a thousand press ups then be sick!!!

I can't believe you posted dick on the forums man.

A little Dick never hurt no body.

Well, Maybe some guys in a prison type setting.....


And no I don't wring it from the boys, I sling it to the women

A dick was talking to his friend about how bad his life was. He said "man, my life is so shitty, my neighbor is an asshole, my roommates are nuts, my best friend is a pussy. And every day I get shaken back and forth until I puke."

heh heh

lmao

LMAO at both jokes.