Knock knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your husband died in a car wreck.
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Q. What's the difference between michael jackson and a toaster?
A. A toaster makes toast. Michael Jackson molests little boys.
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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas?
Beaten.
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A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys: bread cheese and milk. So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: "Hey, you're single, aren't you?"
The man is astonished. "Wow, that's incredible. How did you know that?"
"You're ugly."
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
1 Shot 1 Kill
When you absolutely need to repaint a wall with somebody's brains.
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A bunch of Anti-jokes i stole
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by Jangalian XI on Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:04 pm
lol, i laughed at them all
You will make sure the fiction meets its fate
That death will grace your face my dear character
Through these lessons you have learned
All the worlds from here must burn
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