1 Shot 1 Kill

Got these from the GFaqs boards. A little nasty but funny nonetheless.

What do a bungee jumper and a hooker have in common?
If the rubber breaks, your dead.

A woman works at a sperm bank. One day a man walks in wearing a mask and holding a gun. He tells her that he is robbing this bank. She tells him that this is a sperm bank and the real bank is one street over. He goes shut-up! Go to the back and get a vile of semen! She does what she is told out of fear. When she comes back the man tells her to drink it. She does so with out hesitation. The man takes his mask off and the woman realizes that it is her husband and then her husband asks "Was that so hard?"

What does a lesbian vampire say to another?
See you next month.

They where all pretty good, nasty yes but good nonetheless.

Don't feel like making a topic so...

Q: What do you do if someone comes running at you with half a face?

A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: How many women's rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they can't change anything.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to do the screwing, and three to hear him brag about it.
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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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Most of them are lame, but hopefully they offer a few laughs.

1st and last one where great.

You guys wanna hear a real joke...

[spoil] Women's rights.[/spoil]

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: So they can stand closer to the sink.

fallingsickness wrote:Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: So they can stand closer to the sink.

Me like this one

Here's a bad one.

Q: Whats strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

A: The back of my hand.

Why dont women wear a watch?

theres a clock on the stove

lol

how do you make a baby stop crawling in circles?

nail its other hand to the ground

Q: What's the best way to get a baby out of a blender?


A: Tortilla Chips

Okay, got 3 more jokes, probably suck but whatever.
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Q: What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Ferrari?

A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Q: What's the difference between onions and dead hookers?

A: I cry when I chop up onions.
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This one is pretty sick so...
[spoil]Q: What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
A: You can't gargle with sand.[/spoil]

Fucking christ at the last one scryer, where the fuck do you get these?

HAHA